Wednesday, December 08, 2004

"We'll all watch it soon."

"Man, I can't believe this. The guys are gonna flip."

"Yep."

"I mean, just thi...wait a second. Rewind that. What did Taylor just say?"

"'We're doing God's work.'"

"But he's pissing on Frank Blasi's backyard fence."

"Guess he felt closer to Him when he did."

"Frank?"

"No, God."

"Oh. And what was her name?"

"Who?"

"The chick right there pounding the Jug 'O Fun."

"That would be Cassy. Bart's old girlfriend. Someone told me she recently found God and quit drinking."

"Wonder if she found Him on Frank's fence. So will...wait. Is that Moriarty?"

"Couldn't you tell by the tongue?"

"Okay, yeah. A few boys saw that thing first-hand. Or tongue. Whatever."

"I thought that was Shara Carter's tongue."

"Is there a difference?"

"I guess not. But didn't...wow. Who's ass is that?"

"Don't know. It's a mystery. You never see her face."

"Man, I miss that."

"The days of drinking beer in a barn without a care in the world?"

"No, that ass. I miss seeing asses like that."

"Then let's just watch the damn thing from the beginning and you can see them all again."

"Soon. We'll all watch it soon."

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