Work like a farmer. Party like a rock star.

That appears to be the battlecry of Mark Good. Remember him from high school? The BDS does. While sipping borrowed whiskey and dreaming of falling birds in some Great Bend, KS motel room last month, we bumped into him on TV. Not only were we surprised to see ol' Mark on the tube, but that we weren't watching an episode of America's Most Wanted at the time.

Apparently Mark is the host of Heavy Pork, an award-winning heavy-metal video show produced locally in Wichita. They even won a Billboard award in LA for "best video show". Yeah, no shit. Not bad for a guy who once maced an entire English class and forced everyone outside just so he could enjoy some fresh air.