Rose to throw out first pitch at World Series of Poker. Yankees Block Colon.

How's that for a headline? You can thank John Whitaker for it. Remember him? He, along with Goddard's own version of Walt Disney David Veatch, run what can only be considered baseball's version of The Onion. It's called The Spitter and it's worth a look. And if you stick your ear up to your computer monitor, you can almost hear Mrs. Whitaker's battle horn blowing in the distance.

Other headlines from the Spitter?

347 Injured in Yankees Bandwagon Crash

Brewers Announce Two-Drink Minimum

X-Rays Reval Cork In Sosa's Biceps

Florida Penal System To Field Kick-Ass Softball Team

Tigers Somehow 0-8 Before Season Even Starts

No, it's not updated as much as the BDS would like but, then again, we haven't done much updating around here either as of late so we'll call it even. If you drop them a note, tell 'em the BDS has a free cold one waiting for them over here.