Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Matt? His code name is "Apache".

There’s a small roadside liquor store in the Texas Panhandle that we’ve grown to love over the past several years. Why? Because you can mix & match beers to create your own personal 12-pack. Four Shiners, three Original Coors, a few Bud Lights and several bottles of Guiness provide a little something for every pallet. Just like this mailed-in post.

We’re not big fans of Conan, but this clip gets better the more we drink. If you’re not laughing by the end of it, you’re not drinking enough.

Talk about your killer road trips. LA to New York in under three minutes.

Go on. Tell us how Criss Angel pulled this magic trick off, ‘cause we sure as hell don’t know.

Imagine Matt with a moustache. Now picture him wearing buckskins, tickling the ivories and fronting his own band. It’s called Apache.

CGI (computer-generated images) or BAW (big-ass wave)? You decide.

Looking for Amarillo? The British army is, too. Word has it the top brass couldn't get enough of this clip.

Sure, we hunt. But even we laughed at this one . It's also why we miss Ed on Wednesday nights.

Hell, Will Ferrell does a better George Bush than old Dubya himself. Here's the Quicktime proof for those of you who get it and the Windows proof for those who don't.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh YEAH! Apache rocks the mother truckin’ tepee! For smooth rockin’ classics check out Side 2 - Count my Coup and Fire Water Woman off the Combed Mocassin Moustache LP. Tribal resonance with a grunge guitar underlay.

Incidentally, the BDS North was a sad witness to the actual shooting in the back of Walker Texas Ranger. The only person sinister enough to shoot a man in the back while proposing marriage IS the same person who would back door his friends for 2 cases of beer, $20, and a lap dance. Jeff you know who you are.

The butterfly trick was a hoax. That dude asked her to draw an animal. A butterfly is an insect. Try unfolding an elephant magic man!

The other crap locked up my computer at work.

My twelve pack - 13 Mickeys.

4:22 PM  

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