Three second pole violation?

That's right, folks. Forget cheap bobblehead dolls, cheap t-shirts, cheap magnets and cheap pennants. The Kansas City Knights, a local ABA team that serves as a classroom for NBA hopefuls, held a promotion last month that featured, we're not kidding, cheap strippers.

Sounds like a stunt the BDS would pull if we could only scrape up enough cash to actually buy one.

A team, not the strippers.

Apparently these pole divas performed during halftime, time-outs and throughout the game. Unfortunately, someone from WHB-810 (a local radio station) photographed the action and was actually drunk enough to post the pics on the radio's website. Thanks to the devil that is .html, the visual eye candy spread faster than the smiles on those kids' faces.

For the record, Knights owner Jim Clark promply declared that everyone involved with the promotion was fired. But only after he got a few free lap dances outta the deal and had cat whiskers painted on his face by Destiny, Raven and the rest of the "we only do this to earn money for law school" dancers.