Sunday, January 09, 2005

A blog for all seasons.

The BDS has learned that roughly 12,000 new blogs are created each day. That's about one every 7.4 seconds for a total of 4.8 million blogs. With numbers like that, the neighborhood is bound to be a little strange.

Some inform. Some entertain. Some are nothing more than wasted bandwidth that would serve a higher purpose if they simply disappeared. So raise your seat backs and tray tables to their upright positions 'cause this flight through blogdom may get a little bumpy...

Here's the angry teen who threatens suicide almost daily.

Call us when you figure out what the hell this one is about.

Or this one.

Some blogs just make you feel white.

And some leave you asking "just who the hell is she?"

Here's one for those who never get enough CSPAN.

And one of our personal favoriteS? This guy. As you sit there wasting your day on this two-big blog, he's standing in line for the next Star Wars sequel. The one that doesn't premier for another five months. Seriously. (note: be sure to watch his trailer; it's not too bad).

Don't think we're alone in the Universe? Neither does this guy. Wonder what affect gamma ray bursts have on dark matter or how Klingons would have voted in the last election? Go to the same place.

Casey, here's a former submarine officer with some good intel. You can swap stories of charting the Moscow River and parking your boat right off the Kremlin parking lot during the collapse of the Soviet Union while denying the presence of nuclear weapons on board your vessels to each other.

Spend two minutes on this one and you'll wanna beat the crap outta Mr. Big Head's ego faster than we did.

If the first thing you did when you grabbed a Kansan on campus was read the "News of the Weird" section, this blog is for you.

BadJocks keeps you updated on pro athletes who get arrested and cheerleaders who make porn flicks in the off-season. Consider it a sick mixture of COPS and SPORTSCENTER.

"You guys wanna see a dead body?" The same young boy who immortalized that line in movie history now has his own little corner of cyberspace. Click here to see what one child actor's life is like now that he is neither.

Here's an occasional blog by a gay gun-nut in Vermont (his words, not ours).

And here's the angry bastard who directed us there (our words, not his).

We may have cheated our way through math, but we know the above list isn't quite the 4.5 million mentioned earlier. Have a blog you hit religiously? Tell us about it below and we'll go sneak a peak at their drink specials.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god you are all drunk, because I don't like the way you judge other's blog!

12:31 AM  
Blogger TheBDS said...

Which is why you obviously didn't leave your name or your blog for us to visit. Not sure how we riled you up so much; we don't think any of the reviews up there are specifically hateful or mean. They're just honest.

Hope you didn't post and run. Come back and tell us who we wronged. We'd love to argue with you.

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't want to argue in public and I didn't find any email so that I can email you. If you could, leave your email and I'll send you one.

1:24 PM  
Blogger TheBDS said...

If you'd rather yell at us in private, feel free to drop a line to toddbdsathotmaildotcom. But be warned: we tend to use a lot of "yeah, and your mom smells funny" retorts when someone blows holes in our arguments. However, we're not sure how you can argue against an opinion (which is what this post was about to begin with). But feel free to try.

10:57 PM  

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